Agent Behavior
Nov 05, 2025

Why Agents Need Good Retrieval

A witty take on why even GPT's brilliance crumbles without proper retrieval—comparing AI agents to goldfish and why memory matters more than models.

Why Agents Need Good Retrieval (Because Goldfish Can’t Run Workflows) !!

GPT walks in like it owns the repo. Swagger of a senior, memory of a goldfish.

It compliments your question — calls you brilliant — then writes code that deletes your database.

It’s the kind of teammate that says, “Trust me,” right before production catches fire.

You ask for logic; it gives you philosophy.

You say “optimize,” it says “reinvent.” It’s five interns sharing one brain, each confident, each forgetting what the others said.

When it breaks, it doesn’t panic — you do.

And GPT? “Oh, your code must’ve caused that.”

It sells you hope, packages confusion, and delivers poetry instead of precision.

Yet — we keep coming back. Because when it does work, it feels like magic. And when it doesn’t… well, at least it rhymes.

- by my dear ChatGpt, Claude, Gemini, Agents

Even Messi needs a good midfield — just like even the smartest agent needs solid retrieval behind it.

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